Sorry if this entry is a bit short. It's my first time. :]
My obsession with Andy Samberg.
Please note: I am completely normal. well almost.
My obsession with Andy only started about three months ago. I woke up one morning thinking "Man that Andy Samberg is pretty hot!" The next thing I knew I was spending most of my day researching him to find out new info about him. Several weeks later, desperate to meet him, I began writing some very "amusing" stories about me joining Saturday Night Live. Including some about, me and him dating, having sex in his office, getting married, going on T.V shows getting interviewed and me giving birth to his child. But, that wasn't enough. I am even ashamed to admit this next bit, but I even cast a bit of a spell on Andy and Joanna. To try to break them up. But, it is almost one month on and they are still together so I guess it never worked. DAMN! Anyways I one day hope to marry Andy. I also hope to slay the wicked witch : Joanna Newsom. Until then I guess I will just continue to have my fantasies and comfort eat while looking at pictures of my future husband Andy with the biggest mistake of his life : Joanna.
Fuck the world!